Conversation today when I was getting a pedicure and had my first ever parafin wax treatment.
AJ: (as she is dipping my feet in hot wax and wrapping them in plastic) Wow, that feels great. Now what exactly does that do?
Snarky 19 year old Pedicurist: It locks the moisture into the skin on your feet.
AJ: That makes sense, it’s very relaxing.
S19YOP: Also, it’s really good for like arthritis and all of those old people diseases.
Needless to say, she did not get a tip.