Why hello to you too, my sworn frenemy.
I love and hate you equally.
I love you because you will give me some relief until my rheumy can get me into to his first available appointment…in June. (Don’t get me started.)
I hate you because …..well crap, I hate you considerably more than I love you.
I hate you because I only take you when I feel like absolute poo.
I hate you because you prove that it IS indeed possible to gain a lot of weight when you have absolutely no appetite.
I hate you because you make my skin crawl and give me night sweats.
I hate you because you make Aunt Flo come early and give me crazy mood swings.
Addendum: My coworkers hate you for that second part. And my mom. And the poor customer service reps at my insurance company. But let’s be honest- I really don’t care about the feelings of my insurance company, prednisone or not.
I hate you so much that everytime my doctor mentions putting me on you, I cry.
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Hello frenemy #2.
I do not hate you at all because on Saturday, you will meet YOUR sworn frenemies- full foils and bleach.
